jacc in the box  -  content         -back-   -cheater!-

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So, you're gonna cheat... [not so startled expression]   I have to ask if you put any effort into this or did you just hit the cheat link because you're a lazy bastard?  I was planning to rail on you for not trying but then I'm making Owl meme references so who am I to talk?  They're lamezoid!   -LINK-

As fun as it is doing this ALL of these references will be pass by the time you get to them here!  Oh well, it is what it is...
 

PART 01   -   saltare cm diablo       (44)

 
Chapter 1  -  boost the juice

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        WTF?     (What The Fuck?)
01001111-01001101-01000110-01000111-00100001
        OMFG!     (Oh My Fucking God!)

Chapter 3  -  caught up in the moment

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        n00b     (Leet speak/spell for "newbie")
01101100-00110011-00110011-01110100
        l33t     (Leet speak/spell for "leet" i.e. elite)

Chapter 5  -  velemas solo que mal acompao

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        suxxor     (variant for one who "sucks")

Chapter 6  -  the lesson for today

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        BOOT!     (to reboot)

Chapter 8  -  big six

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        R4WKS!     (Leet speak/spell for "rocks")
01110011-01110000-01101111-01101111-01101011-01111001
        spooky     (nickname for SA troops)
01110011-01101011-01101001-01101100-01101100-01111010
        skillz     (slang variant for skills)
01010000-01010111-01001110-01000100
        PWND     (gamers slang variant for OWNED i.e. you lose)

Chapter 9  -  end of the line

00101000-01101111-01011111-01001111-00101001
        (o_O)     (emoticon for confused or disturbed)

Chapter 10  -  a definite strain on the scrotum

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        HAXZOR     (slang variant for a hacker)
01011001-01000001-00100000-01010010-01001100-01011001
        YA RLY     (Owl meme for "ya really")
01001110-01001111-00100000-01010111-01000001-00100001
        NO WA!     (Owl meme for "no way!")
01010011-01010010-01010011-01001100-01011001-00111111
        SRSLY?     (Owl meme for "seriously")
01010100-01010100-01001100-01011001-00100001
        TTLY!     (Owl meme for "totally")

Chapter 12  -  ha satan es mericone

00101000-00100000-00100001-00100000-00101001
        (  !  )     (ass emoticom)

Chapter 13  -  naykid in a tin box

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        Pr0n     (slang variant for "porn")

Chapter 14  -  bigger balls than standard issue

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        FWIW     (For What It's Worth)
01010011-01010100-01000110-01010101-00100001
        STFU!     (Shut The Fuck Up!)

Chapter 16  -  a momentary lapse in personality

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        1BB7     (Leet/gamers code for "in before ban")
01011001-01010100-01001101-01001110-01000100
        YTMND     (You're The Man Now Dog)   -LINK-

Chapter 17  -  juliet bravo

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        PLx2     (Power Level x 2)
01101001-01100010-01110100-01110100
        ibtt     (I'm Bored To Tears)
01110011-01110000-01100001-01110111-01101110-00100001
        spawn!     (gamers reference to a "spawn" point)
01101011-00110000-01110011-00100001
        k0s!     (gamers txt variant for "kill on sight")
00101010-00111100-01011011-01011101-00111010-01111011-00111110
        *<[]:{>     (Santa Claus emoticon saying "Merry Christmas")
01001001-01000010-01010100-01001100-00111010-00101001
        IBTL:)     (In Before The Lock + smiley emoticom)
01101101-01110101-01110011-01101000-00100001
        mush!     (Multi-User Shared Hallucination)
01001101-01011001-01001111-01000010
        MYOB     (Mind Your Own Business)
00110001-00110000-00101101-00110101-00110101-01100100
        10-55d     (police code for "send coroner")   -LINK-

Chapter 18  -  over the top

01010000-01010111-01001110-01011010-01001111-01010010
        PWNZOR     (variant on one who pwns/owns i.e. winner)
01001011-01010100-01001000-01011000-01000010-01000001-01001001
        KTHXBAI     (net txt for "okay thanks goodby")
00101111-00111101-00100110-01111100-00111100
        /=&|<     (Leet speak/spell for F&K i.e. fucking and killing)
01010010-01010101-01010011-01001000-00100001
        RUSH!     (gamers reference to a Goon or Scout rush)
01000111-01010100-01000110-01001111-00100001
        GTFO!     (Get The Fuck Out!)

Chapter 19  -  a hard on for hope

01000110-01010101-01000010-01000001-01010010
        FUBAR     (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition)
00110011-00110001-00110011-00110011-00110111
        31337     (Leet speak/spell for "elite")
01110111-00110000-00110000-01110100-00100001
        w00t!     (cheer for "We Own the Other Team")
01001111-01010111-01001110-01000101-01000100
        OWNED     (gamers slang for "you lose")   -LINK-
01100111-01100111-00100001
        gg!     (gamers txt for "good game")

Chapter 20  -  saltare cm diablo

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        DFTT     (Don't Feed The Trolls)
01010010-01110101-01101100-01100101-00110011-00110100
        Rule34     (Chan rule saying "there is porn of it")   -LINK-

Chapter 21  -  propeller heads

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        h4x0r     (Leet speak/spell of "hacker")
 

PART 02   -   pearls before swine       (37)

 
Chapter 22  -  dildo express

01000010-01010010-01000010-00100001
        BRB!     (Be Right Back)
01001110-01000110-01000001-01001000-01010010-01010101
        NFAHRU     (Not From Around Here aRe yoU)

Chapter 23  -  twinkle twinkle little stars

01001101-01001111-01010100-01000100
        MOTD     (Message Of The Day)
01000010-01001111-01001000-01001001-01000011-01000001
        BOHICA     (Bend Over Here It Comes Again)

Chapter 24  -  chanson de geste

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        d(^_^d)     (Thumbs up-awesome face emoticon)

Chapter 25  -  donkey boy

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        argh!     (self explaining)

Chapter 26  -  murder board

01110010-01110101-01100111-01110010-01100001-01110100
        rugrat     (snarky description of a child)
01000100-01100001-01100101-01101101-01101111-01101110
        Daemon     (A good demon in mythology)

Chapter 27  -  handholding everyone by their dicks

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        14/k/     (one for /k/ and it is a magical place)  -LINK-
00100011-00001000-00000111-00000111-00000111
        #(pound)-backspace-bell-bell-bell     (Glyph + Telex ctrls)

Chapter 28  -  in flagrante delicto

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        got'cha     (as in to catch)

Chapter 31  -  a dual-wielded fuck you

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        42     (Deap Thought's answer to everything)  -LINK-

Chapter 32  -  gib fest

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        Zed OP     (Master of Shadows - OverPowered)
01001000-01101111-01101111-01110010-01101111-01101111
        Hooroo     (Goodbye in Aussie speak)
01011000-01101110-01110101-01100010-01100101
        Xnube     (ex nube - no longer the new guy)

Chapter 34  -  spit and duct tape

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        Vode An     (Stormtrooper song: Brothers All)

Chapter 35  -  ecce homo plumatis

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        4-lulz     (For the LOLs  e.g. laughs)

Chapter 36  -  the lesser yhvh

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        AT-756B     (Aarne-Thompson catlg: Pact with the Devil)   -LINK-
01001101-01101001-01101110-01101001-01101111-01101110-01110011
        Minions     (and not yellow in the Gru sense)
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        SOHF     (Sense Of Humor Failure)

Chapter 37  -  doppler kittens

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        bezoar     (tech term for hairball)
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        OIFY     (flip of You'll Figure It Out)   -LINK-

Chapter 38  -  pearls before swine

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        AA88Q     (Dead Man's Hand per Neil Christy: AD-AC-8C-8S-QH)

Chapter 39  -  shut the fuck up and get coloring

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        WYSIWYG     (What You See Is What You Get)

Chapter 40  -  this job is a sore cock

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        IGABFAT     (I Got A Bad Feeling About This)
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        SIGS!     (Shit Is Getting Serious!)

Chapter 41  -  low down low

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        B-n-Z     (Boom and Zoom)
01100100-01100001-01100110-01110101-01110001-00111111
        dafuq?     (what the fuck?)
01001110-01001111-00100000-01010101-00100001
        NO U!     (denial or troll meme)
00100011-01110110-01101001-01100011-01101011-01101001
        #vicki     (hashtag+Victoria - trending)
01101001-01100100-01100100-01110001-01100100
        iddqd     (God Mode cheet code for Doom)
01110111-01101001-01101110-01110010-01100001-01110010-00100001
        winrar!     (leet speak for The Winner)
01011001-01001101-01001101-01000011
        YMMC     (You Made Mikuru Cry)

Chapter 42  -  orderu zajebiste

00110010-00101011-00110010-00111101-00110101
        2+2=5     (Orwellian falsification dogma)
01000110-01010101-01000100
        FUD     (Fear Uncertainty Doubt)

Chapter 43  -  double-u eighty-eight

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        AZFe     (Arizona-Ironwood ICAO code)
01100001-01111001-01111001-01101100-01100001-01101101-01101111
        ayylamo     (Ayy Lamo alien meme)
 

PART 03   -   diet of worms       (52)

 
Chapter 44  -  a bag of unwanted cat

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        1202     (executive overflow - Apollo 11 decent alarm)

Chapter 45  -  new year old

00110010-00111001-01010100-01001000-01000100-00110000-00110011
        29THD03     (License plate to Mr. Big's limo)
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        desu     (Japanese copula linking subject and verb/predicate)
01000111-01100001-01110011-01110100-01101111-01101110-00100001
        Gaston!     (no one does it better anti-desu meme)
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        DAA2265     (Addams Family Values - Library of Congress call no)

Chapter 46  -  free range clover

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        Rule42     (all persons a mile high must leave - Alice in Wondrlnd)
01000101-01010011-01000011
        ESC     (East Side Clover - Lincoln Heights tag)

Chapter 47  -  piata hombre de hierro

00101010-01011100-01101111-00101111-00101010
        *\o/*     (cheerleader emoticon)

Chapter 48  -  vacuum sandwich

00100100-00110000-00110000-00110100-00110110
        $0046     (System Error Occurred - AppleOS)
01100001-01101100-00100000-01001010-01101001-01101110-01101110
        al Jinn     (Surat al Jinn - The Knower of the Unseen)

Chapter 49  -  bonus round

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        (>_<)d     (angry lecture emoticon)

Chapter 50  -  dancing gay whirling dervish voodoo pixies

01110000-01110100-01101011-01100110-01100111-01110011
        ptkfgs     (Punch The Keys For God's Sake)
01010100-01001001-01001110-01010011
        TINS     (There Is No Spoon - it's not the spoon that bends)
01000010-01010010-00101101-00110101-00110100-00111001
        BR-549     (Tel: Junior Sample's Car Lot)

Chapter 51  -  waifer thin

00110010-00110100-00110110-00110000-00110001
        24601     (Prison number for Jean Valjean)

Chapter 52  -  cinquante deux

01000010-01010101-01001101-01010000
        BUMP     (Bring Up My Post)
01110011-01100001-01100111-01100101
        sage     (sageru "sah-geh" to lower or post w/out bump)

Chapter 53  -  boxcars

01001011-01001101-01000110-01000100-01001101     -LINK-
        KMFDM    (Kein Mehrheit Fr Die Mitleid - no pity for the majority)

Chapter 54  -  divas

01001001-01000011-01000110-01010100-01010100
        ICFTT     (I Can Fap To This)

Chapter 55  -  moral compass

01001101-01000011-00110001-01010010
        MC1R     (human gene determining red hair)
01101101-01100011-00110001-00110110-00110001
        mc161     (NATO rpt - what you know they know about you)
01000111-01110010-01111001-01101100-01100001
        Gryla     (Evil Icelandic giantess who ate children)
00101111-01110000-01101111-01101100-00101111-01001101-01000101
        /pol/ME     (/pol/ Maximum Effort - go ask Shila)
00110001-00110110-01110001-00110010-00110100-00101110-00110010
        16q24.2     (red hair gene sequence for MC1R)
01001111-01001010-00100111-01100100
        OJ'd     (to kill or be killed by knife or stabbing)
01010111-01001000-01000010-01010011-01000011-01000010-01010101
        WHBSCBU     (What Has Been Seen Cannot Be Unsceen)
00111100-00101111-01110011-01100001-01101101-01110000-00111110
        < /samp >     (sample from program output - end tag)
00110100-00110110-00100110-00110010
        46&2     (Forty Six & 2)   -LINK-

Chapter 56  -  makin' dyin' lookin' good

01010011-01101000-01101111-01101010-01101001
        Shoji     (OP A.I. bot from War Thunder)

Chapter 57  -  caper emissarius by proxy

01101111-01110010-01111010
        orz     (hopelessness - on hands and knees emoticon)

Chapter 58  -  welcome to raccoon city

00110101-00100000-01001000-01001111-01001100-01000101
        5 HOLE     (gap between goaltenders legs in hockey)

Chapter 59  -  bride of frankenstein

01000111-01001111-01000110-01001111
        GOFO     (Grasp Of Fucking Obvious)
01010100-01001001-01001100
        TIL     (Today I Learned)

Chapter 60  -  one-eyed got

01000011-01001111-01000100-01000010
        CODB     (Cost Of Doing Business)

Chapter 61  -  maus in the house

00110001-01000100-01000010-01000010
        1DBB     (One Day Beta Battle - preview fight)
01000100-01100100-01010000-01010100
        DdPT     (Die deutschen Panzer Truppen - Munzel 1945)   -LINK-
01000011-01001101-01000110-01001101
        CMFM     (Catch Me Fuck Me)
01110100-00101101-01100010-01101111-01101110-01100101
        t-bone     (side impact collision or a blindside)
01101111-01101110-01101111-01111010-00100001
        onoz!     (Oh No!)

Chapter 62  -  zombie mod

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        DOA     (Dead On Arrival)
01000010-01101111-01101011-01101111-01110010
        Bokor     (Voodoo Sorcerer or Hatian Necromancer)
00110001-01010101-01010000
        1UP     (extra life - in game consecutive respawn)
00111000-00111000-00111000-00111000-00101101-00110001-00110001
        8888-11     (CONPLAN Counter-Zombie Dominance - CDC)  -LINK-
01000100-01110010-01100001-01110101-01100111-01110010
        Draugr     (Scandinavian warrior zombie)
01001000-01010000-01000011-00101101-00110010-00110100-00111001
        HPC-249     (Haitian Penal Code article 249 anti-zombie law)

Chapter 63  -  diet of worms

01000011-01101000-01100101-01100111-01100101-01110100
        Cheget     (Mtn Cheget - Russian nuclear keys briefcase)
00110010-00110001-00110000-00100000-01010000-01001010
        210 PJ     (210 Petajoules = 50 megatons i.e. Tsar Bomba)

Chapter 64  -  all your base are belong to us

01001111-01110010-01100100-01100101-01110010-00110110-00110110
        Order66     (Clone Protocol to destroy Jedi Order - Clone Wars)
01000001-01100111-01111100-01111100-01010000-01100010
        Ag||Pb     (silver or lead w/double pipe = or)

Chapter 65  -  plata o plomo

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        HotAF     (Hot As Fuck)
01010111-01101111-01101011-01100101-01000001-01000110
        WokeAF     (Woke As Fuck)

Chapter 66  -  non compost mentis

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        SPQR     (Senatus Populus Que Romanus)
 

PART 04   -   of blood and stone       (01)

 
Chapter 67  -  theatre in the round

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        Finis     (The End in Latin, aka Fin in movies)

 

WTF do these mean?  Okay, below are some links that may help...

        -Wikipedia: Internet Slang-  
        -Wikipedia: Leet Speak-  
        -Wikipedia: Emoticom Page-  
        -Wikipedia: Emoticom List-  
        -More Emotions-

 
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