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NOTE: It was suggested by a reader that, since this IP is written viva voce, what helped her out
            with the dialogue was reading it with her ear.  Does that make sense?  Well, while editing
            I do catch myself reading it out loud then she's probably making a good point.  So, if you
            happen to run into a rough spot then it wouldn't hurt to give that a whirl!

 

 

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book 1   -  saltare cüm diablo                                  [WGAw-REG]
chapters  -  1  thru  21

2008 - WGAw: 1240181   chapters: 21   pages: 267   words: 101,526   unique: 10,972   fuck: 138*

 
01-001     boost the juice         (5 pages)

2097-05-26 - 19:30 - FRI - Sol-3 / Arizona / Buckeye

01-002     all bitched up         (19 pages)

2295-12-17 - 14:50 - TUE - Pleiades / Electra-7 > Electra-4

01-003     caught up in the moment         (6 pages)

2275-03-12 - 17:10 - FRI - Orion / Saiph-6B

01-004     short arm inspection         (20 pages)

2307-09-15 - 15:30 - SUN - Orion / Betelgeuse-11

01-005     velemas solo que mal acompaño         (14 pages)

2307-09-15 - 21:10 - SUN - Orion / Betelgeuse-11

01-006     the lesson for today         (10 pages)

2308-11-05 - 09:40 - THU - Pleiades / Electra-4

01-007     to keep my soul         (5 pages)

2308-10-31 - 01:48 - SAT - Pleiades / Electra-4

01-008     big six         (11 pages)

2308-11-06 - 04:33 - FRI - Hyades / Theta-2-Taurus-5A

01-009     end of the line         (9 pages)

2273-04-01 - 20:05 - TUE - Sol-3 / California / Los Angeles

01-010     a definite strain on the scrotum         (17 pages)

2308-11-06 - 05:45 - FRI - Hyades / Theta-2-Taurus-5A

01-011     tell god i said hi         (8 pages)

2308-11-06 - 08:33 - FRI - Hyades / Theta-2-Taurus-5A

01-012     ha satan es mericone         (10 pages)

2308-11-28 - 10:15 - SAT - Orion / Betelgeuse-11

01-013     naykid in a tin box         (4 pages)

2309-01-01 - 07:05 - FRI - Pleiades / Calar-3

01-014     bigger balls than standard issue         (17 pages)

2309-03-31 - 20:15 - WED - Sol-3 / California / Glendale > La Cañada

01-015     for the greater good         (13 pages)

2309-03-31 - 02:35 - WED - Sol-3 / California / La Cañada

01-016     a momentary lapse in personality         (7 pages)

2309-03-31 - 06:05 - WED - Sol-3 / California / La Cañada

01-017     juliet bravo         (27 pages)

2309-04-01 - 15:00 - THU - Sol-3 / La Cañada > rendezvous > New York > Miramar

01-018     over the top         (12 pages)

2309-04-01 - 18:40 - THU - Sol-3 / New York > Florida > New York

01-019     a hard on for hope         (22 pages)

2309-04-01 - 19:05 - THU - Sol-3 / New York

01-020     saltare cüm diablo         (12 pages)

2309-04-01 - 22:35 - THU - Pleiades / Electra-4 > Hell

01-021     propeller heads         (9 pages)

2099-11-06 - 09:10 - WED - Sol-3A / Moon / Mount Marilyn > Saturn

 

 

 

              |   book 01   |   book 02   |   book 03   |   book 04   |   book 05   |   book 06   |

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book 2   -  pearls before swine                               [WGAw-REG]
chapters  -  22  thru  43

2016 - WGAw: 1830695   chapters: 22   pages: 273   words: 109,498   unique: 11,453   fuck: 183*

 
02-022     dildo express         (8 pages)

2103-10-06 - 06:15 - SAT - Sol-3 / Arizona / Cave Creek > Saturn

02-023     twinkle twinkle little stars         (17 pages)

2313-05-10 - 14:35 - SAT - Proximity to upsilon-Taurus

02-024     chanson de geste         (10 pages)

2313-05-10 - 14:35 - SAT - Sol-3 / Poland / Warsaw

02-025     donkey boy         (13 pages)

2313-05-10 - 16:03 - SAT - Pleiades / Electra-4

02-026     murder board         (8 pages)

2313-05-11 - 00:03 - SUN - Pleiades / Electra-4

02-027     handholding everyone by their dicks         (18 pages)

2313-05-11 - 19:07 - SUN - Orion / Betelgeuse-11

02-028     in flagrante delicto         (8 pages)

2264-11-02 - 22:05 - WED - SH-B4A / Second Hand

02-029     freudian wardrobe         (8 pages)

2313-11-22 - 22:45 - SAT - Sol-3 / Cuba / Havana

02-030     truth in wine         (16 pages)

2313-11-27 - 10:15 - THU - SH-B4A / Second Hand

02-031     a dual-wielded fuck you         (8 pages)

2313-11-27 - 11:22 - THU - Pleiades / Electra-4

02-032     gib fest         (18 pages)

2313-12-02 - 01:37 - TUE - Hyades / 83-Taurus-6B

02-033     always a pall bearer never a corpse         (9 pages)

2313-12-02 - 02:03 - TUE - Pleiades / Electra-4

02-034     spit and duct tape         (10 pages)

2313-12-02 - 04:10 - TUE - Orion / Betelgeuse-11

02-035     ecce homo plumatis         (16 pages)

2313-12-11 - 21:35 - THU - Sol-3 / New York

02-036     the lesser yhvh         (16 pages)

2313-12-16 - 01:40 - MON - Sol-3 / California / Los Angeles

02-037     doppler kittens         (14 pages)

2313-12-23 - 08:58 - TUE - Pleiades / Electra-4 > Stone Garden

02-038     pearls before swine         (8 pages)

2313-12-23 - 11:07 - TUE - Pleiades / Electra-4

02-039     shut the fuck up and get coloring         (7 pages)

2313-12-23 - 11:39 - TUE - Pleiades / Electra-4

02-040     this job is a sore cock         (11 pages)

2313-12-23 - 11:55 - TUE - Hyades / 69-Taurus-C-3 > Nufa > uTau

02-041     low down low         (24 pages)

2313-12-23 - 12:12 - TUE - Hyades / Tura-Tau-4 > uTau > Nufa > uTau

02-042     orderu zajebiste         (12 pages)

2313-12-23 - 14:30 - TUE - Pleiades / Electra-4 > uTau

02-043     double-u eighty-eight         (9 pages)

2108-08-07 - 01:26 - TUE - Sol-3 / Arizona / Cave Creek > Ironwood

 

 

 

              |   book 01   |   book 02   |   book 03   |   book 04   |   book 05   |   book 06   |

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book 3   -  diet of worms                                                 [WGAw-REG]
chapters  -  44  thru  66

2018 - WGAw: 1934961   chapters: 23   pages: 285   words: 114,354   unique: 12,506   fuck: 198*

 
03-044     a bag of unwanted cat         (7 pages)

2112-03-17 - 09:35 - THU - apón-Pup-2 / Dolphin Reel / Imi / Port Royal

03-045     new year old         (24 pages)

2313-12-31 - 04:45 - WED - Sol-3 / California / Glendale > La Cañada

03-046     free range clover         (13 pages)

2314-01-01 - 17:28 - THU - Sol-3 / California / Los Angeles > Echo Park

03-047     piñata hombre de hierro         (12 pages)

2014-01-03 - 11:39 - SAT - 37-Tau-E2 (Kirby) / Dedede > Dark Mind

03-048     vacuum sandwich         (10 pages)

2314-06-09 - 03:30 - SAT - Orion / 18-Ori-B2 > Pleiades / Electra-4

03-049     bonus round         (7 pages)

2314-06-21 - 09:15 - SUN - 53-Tau-AB6B / Sapfir-Shest / Led-Myach > Electra-4

03-050     dancing gay whirling dervish voodoo pixies   (16 pages)

2314-07-03 - 13:05 - FRI - Sol-3 / Cuba / Havana

03-051     waifer thin         (6 pages)

2273-03-09 - 15:40 - SUN - Sol-3 / Manhattan / New York

03-052     cinquante deux         (15 pages)

2318-02-21 - 12:40 - THU - Pleiades / Electra-4

03-053     boxcars         (8 pages)

2318-02-28 - 05:15 - THU - Pleiades / Calar-3

03-054     divas         (10 pages)

2318-04-19 - 17:35 - FRI - Sol-3 / California / Malibu

03-055     moral compass         (29 pages)

2318-05-05 - 12:34 - SUN - Hyades / 83-Taurus-6B

03-056     makin' dyin' lookin' good         (8 pages)

2318-05-27 - 17:00 - MON - Sol-3 / California / Palmdale > Yhi

03-057     caper emissarius by proxy         (7 pages)

2318-10-01 - 15:35 - TUE - Sol-3 / Manhattan / New York

03-058     welcome to raccoon city         (10 pages)

2318-10-05 - 02:20 - SAT - Orion / Betelgeuse-11

03-059     bride of frankenstein         (7 pages)

2318-10-10 - 04:40 - WED - Pleiades / Electra-4

03-060     one-eyed got         (10 pages)

2318-10-22 - 01:10 - TUE - Sol-3 / California / Glendale > La Cañada

03-061     maus in the house         (21 pages)

2318-10-23 - 09:58 - WED - 18-Tau / Sriracha Mu / Taiji

03-062     zombie mod         (18 pages)

2318-10-23 - 11:05 - WED - HIP-17401 / Ngati-Wha

03-063     diet of worms         (8 pages)

2318-10-23 - 10:20 - WED - 32-Tau-5A / Fjalar / Ny Hopen

03-064     all your base are belong to us         (8 pages)

2318-10-23 - 11:45 - WED - Pleiades / Electra-4

03-065     plata o plomo         (13 pages)

2318-10-23 - 12:04 - WED - Pleiades / Electra-4

03-066     non compost mentis         (9 pages)

2119-04-21 - 13:03 - FRI - apón-Pup-2 / Dolphin Reel / Imi / Ipat Hah

 

 

 

              |   book 01   |   book 02   |   book 03   |   book 04   |   book 05   |   book 06   |

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book 4   -  sunk cost fallacy                                       [WGAw-REG]
chapters  -  67  thru  88

2020 - WGAw: 2041040   chapters: 22   pages: 271   words: 109,503   unique: 11,495   fuck: 150*

 
04-067     theatre in the round         (8 pages)

2119-05-05 - 01:17 - FRI - apón-Pup-2 / Dolphin Reel / Imi / Ipat Hah

04-068     cannon break         (9 pages)

2318-11-21 - 10:05 - THU - Pleiades / Electra-4

04-069     never knows best         (24 pages)

2318-11-22 - 19:41 - FRI - Sol-3 / California / Glendale / Verdugo Hills

04-070     distractamundo         (7 pages)

2318-11-27 - 08:00 - WED - Hyades / Tura-Tau-4 / Novyy Belaya River

04-071     tabula pasta         (12 pages)

2318-12-04 - 04:23 - WED - Hyades / 83-Tau-6B / West Banes

04-072     mutant pygmy         (14 pages)

2318-12-04 - 09:00 - WED - Hyades / 54-Tau-B6 / Zemlya Dva > 83-Tau-6B

04-073     itty bitty bitchy kitty         (9 pages)

2318-12-13 - 22:20 - FRI - Sol-3 / Arizona / Mesa

04-074     sunset strip tease         (10 pages)

2318-12-14 - 01:10 - SAT - Sol-3 / Los Angeles / Hollywood

04-075     short straws         (11 pages)

2318-12-17 - 15:22 - TUE - Pleiades / Electra-4

04-076     zero degrees of separation         (14 pages)

2318-12-25 - 16:10 - WED - Sol-3 / California / Glendale / La Cañada

04-077     slay ride         (8 pages)

2318-12-25 - 19:23 - WED - 18-Tau / Sriracha Mu / Taiji > La Cañada

04-078     deus ex machina         (17 pages)

2318-12-30 - 10:15 - MON - Orion / Betelgeuse / 125au orbit

04-079     short curlies         (12 pages)

2318-12-31 - 18:01 - TUE - Orion / Betelgeuse-11

04-080     by their fruits         (12 pages)

2318-12-31 - 21:30 - TUE - Sol-3 / Manhattan / New York

04-081     sunk cost fallacy         (16 pages)

2319-01-01 - 00:47 - WED - U-Turn > Manhattan > La Cañada

04-082     you gotta be shitting me         (11 pages)

2319-01-03 - 04:01 - FRI - Pleiades / Electra-4 > U-Turn

04-083     caught in a mosh         (14 pages)

2319-01-03 - 12:00 - FRI - 18-Tau / Sriracha Mu / Taiji

04-084     new roflstomp shimmy         (8 pages)

2319-01-03 - 15:25 - FRI - Hyades / 54-Tau-B6 / Zemlya Dva > 83-Tau-6B

04-085     let me sing to you the song of my people        (21 pages)

2319-01-03 - 20:45 - FRI - Polaris-B / Javan / New Nippur

04-086     angry birds mode         (9 pages)

2319-01-03 - 22:20 - FRI - Polaris-AB > Polaris-B / Javan / New Nippur

04-087     angel's share         (8 pages)

2319-01-04 - 00:18 - SAT - Pleiades / Electra-4

04-088     village idiot savant         (9 pages)

2193-04-01 - 19:18 - SUN - apón-Pup-2 / Dolphin Reel / Imi / plateau

 

 

 

              |   book 01   |   book 02   |   book 03   |   book 04   |   book 05   |   book 06   |

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book 5   -  violent delights                                           [WGAw-REG]
chapters  -  89  thru  111

2022 - WGAw: 2166141   chapters: 23   pages: 285   words: 112,568   unique: 11,471   fuck: 192*

 
05-089     brainless trust         (6 pages)

2248-02-28 - 23:22 - MON - apón-Pup-2 / Dolphin Reel / Imi > Sashi

05-090     concha like a stradivarius         (16 pages)

2319-02-08 - 10:30 - SAT - Sol-3 / United Kingdom / London > Second Hand

05-091     stranger danger         (5 pages)

2319-02-10 - 05:22 - MON - 18-Tau / Sriracha Mu / Taiji

05-092     there be dragons         (13 pages)

2319-02-18 - 02:30 - TUE - 83-Tau-B6 / Queensland Vista / Julia's Other Creek

05-093     trash run         (10 pages)

2319-02-18 - 04:10 - TUE - Pleiades / Electra-4 / Church Key > Los Angeles

05-094     here comes the tickle monster         (23 pages)

2319-02-20 - 13:35 - THU - 18-Tau / Sriracha Mu / Taiji > Sapphire > Taiji

05-095     cado monkey         (10 pages)

2319-02-26 - 04:35 - WED - 83-Tau-B6 / The Stumps

05-096     falgun purnima         (10 pages)

2319-03-01 - 17:20 - SAT - 18-Tau / Sriracha Mu / Taiji

05-097     steal your face         (13 pages)

2319-03-11 - 11:45 - TUE - Pleiades / Electra-4 > Arizona / Tucson

05-098     seal club valley         (9 pages)

2319-03-11 - 20:15 - TUE - Pleiades / Electra-4

05-099     deep in the lair of the tasmanian devil         (8 pages)

2319-05-05 - 09:03 - MON - Orion / Betelgeuse-11

05-100     echo park slice an' dice         (6 pages)

2273-03-28 - 03:15 - FRI - Sol-3 / Los Angeles > Orion / Saiph-6B

05-101     ministry of love         (16 pages)

2323-01-02 - 10:21 - MON - Pleiades / Electra-4

05-102     third time's the charm         (12 pages)

2323-01-12 - 17:01 - FRI - 95-Tau-4E / Cooee

05-103     damnatio memoriae         (22 pages)

2323-01-14 - 23:20 - SUN - 83-Tau-B6 / Deutsch Insel

05-104     alienation         (9 pages)

2323-01-18 - 06:05 - THU - Sol-3 / United Kingdom / Surrey County

05-105     taco tuesday         (18 pages)

2323-01-30 - 15:21 - TUE - Pleiades / Electra-4

05-106     grand theft auto         (10 pages)

2323-02-01 - 06:30 - THU - 54-Tau / GTA5 > Maui

05-107     violent delights         (14 pages)

2323-02-01 - 06:56 - THU - 51-Tau / Maui > GTA5

05-108     stukas over disneyland         (11 pages)

2323-02-01 - 07:16 - THU - 54-Tau / GTA5 > Maui

05-109     in your base an' killin' your doodz         (16 pages)

2323-02-01 - 07:33 - THU - 51-Tau / Maui > GTA5 > Maui

05-110     periwinkle         (8 pages)

2323-02-03 - 11:45 - SAT - Pleiades / Electra-4

05-111     roadside picnic         (13 pages)

2313-04-15 - 09:11 - TUE - Pleiades / Calar-3

 

 

 

              |   book 01   |   book 02   |   book 03   |   book 04   |   book 05   |   book 06   |

________________________________________________________________
book 6   -  until peace and then
chapters  -  112  thru  135

(in progress - completion by mid to late 2024)

 
06-112     locusts of control         (8 pages)

2319-01-01 - 00:01 - WED - Orion / Betelgeuse / 125au orbit

06-113     all it takes is all you got         (14 pages)

2323-02-23 - 19:10 - FRI - Sol-3 / Arizona / Glendale

06-114     number one on my personal spank bank         (16 pages)

2323-03-28 - 11:55 - WED - Sol-3 / Goose Hunt > Joint Base Andrews > U-Turn

06-115     accademia all'assassina         (8 pages)

2323-04-21 - 22:12 - SAT - Pleiades / Electra-4

06-116     not exactly a pickle surprise         (10 pages)

2323-04-22 - 00:23 - SUN - Pleiades / Electra-4

06-117     pee towel         (TBD)

NOTE: Coming in 12-2023

 

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