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forced to read it out loud at times then maybe she's making a good point? So, if you
run into a rough spot it wouldn't hurt to give that a whirl!
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Book 1
saltare cüm diablo (2008 - WGAw: 1240181 chapters: 21 pages: 267 words: 101,526 unique: 10,972 fuck: 138)* 1
- 1 boost the juice 2097-05-26 19:30 05 - FRI - Sol-3 / Arizona / Buckeye 2
- 7 all bitched up 2295-12-17 14:50 19 - TUE - Pleiades / Electra-7 > Electra-4 3
- 27 caught up in the moment 2275-03-12 17:10 06 - FRI - Orion / Saiph-6B 4
- 33 short arm inspection 2307-09-15 15:30 20 - SUN - Orion / Betelgeuse-11 5
- 53 velemas solo que mal acompaño 2307-09-15 21:10 14 - SUN - Orion / Betelgeuse-11 6
- 67 the lesson for today 2308-11-05 09:40 10 - THU - Pleiades / Electra-4 7
- 77 to keep my soul 2308-10-31 01:48 05 - SAT - Pleiades / Electra-4 8
- 83 big six 2308-11-06 04:33 11 - FRI - Hyades / Theta-2-Taurus-5A 9
- 95 end of the line 2273-04-01 20:05 09 - TUE - Sol-3 / California / Los Angeles 10
- 105 a definite strain on the scrotum 2308-11-06 05:45 17 - FRI - Hyades / Theta-2-Taurus-5A 11
- 123 tell god i said hi 2308-11-06 08:33 08 - FRI - Hyades / Theta-2-Taurus-5A 12
- 131 ha satan es mericone 2308-11-28 10:15 10 - SAT - Orion / Betelgeuse-11 13
- 141 naykid in a tin box 2309-01-01 07:05 04 - FRI - Pleiades / Calar-3 14
- 145 bigger balls than standard issue 2309-03-31 20:15 17 - WED - Sol-3 / California / Glendale > La Cañada 15
- 163 for the greater good 2309-03-31 02:35 13 - WED - Sol-3 / California / La Cañada 16
- 177 a momentary lapse in personality 2309-03-31 06:05 07 - WED - Sol-3 / California / La Cañada 17
- 185 juliet bravo 2309-04-01 15:00 27 - THU - La Cañada > rendezvous > New York > Miramar 18
- 213 over the top 2309-04-01 18:40 12 - THU - Sol-3 / New York > Florida > New York 19
- 225 a hard on for hope 2309-04-01 19:05 22 - THU - Sol-3 / New York 20
- 247 saltare cüm diablo 2309-04-01 22:35 12 - THU - Pleiades / Electra-4 > Hell 21
- 259 propeller heads 2099-11-06 09:10 09 - WED - Sol-3A / Moon / Mount Marilyn > Saturn Book 2
pearls before swine (2016 - WGAw: 1830695 chapters: 22 pages: 273 words: 109,498 unique: 11,453 fuck: 183)* 22
- 1 dildo express 2103-10-06 06:15 08 - SAT - Sol-3 / Arizona / Cave Creek > Saturn 23
- 9 twinkle twinkle little stars 2313-05-10 14:35 17 - SAT - Proximity to upsilon-Taurus 24
- 27 chanson de geste 2313-05-10 14:35 10 - SAT - Sol-3 / Poland / Warsaw 25
- 37 donkey boy 2313-05-10 16:03 13 - SAT - Pleiades / Electra-4 26
- 51 murder board 2313-05-11 00:03 08 - SUN - Pleiades / Electra-4 27
- 59 handholding everyone by their dicks 2313-05-11 19:07 18 - SUN - Orion / Betelgeuse-11 28
- 77 in flagrante delicto 2264-11-02 22:05 08 - WED - SH-B4A / Second Hand 29
- 85 freudian wardrobe 2313-11-22 22:45 08 - SAT - Sol-3 / Cuba / Havana 30
- 93 truth in wine 2313-11-27 10:15 16 - THU - SH-B4A / Second Hand 31
- 109 a dual-wielded fuck you 2313-11-27 11:22 08 - THU - Pleiades / Electra-4 32
- 117 gib fest 2313-12-02 01:37 18 - TUE - Hyades / 83-Taurus-6B 33
- 135 always a pall bearer never a corpse 2313-12-02 02:03 09 - TUE - Pleiades / Electra-4 34
- 145 spit and duct tape 2313-12-02 04:10 10 - TUE - Orion / Betelgeuse-11 35
- 155 ecce homo plumatis 2313-12-11 21:35 16 - THU - Sol-3 / New York 36
- 171 the lesser yhvh 2313-12-16 01:40 16 - MON - Sol-3 / California / Los Angeles 37
- 187 doppler kittens 2313-12-23 08:58 14 - TUE - Pleiades / Electra-4 > Stone Garden 38
- 201 pearls before swine 2313-12-23 11:07 08 - TUE - Pleiades / Electra-4 39
- 209 shut the fuck up and get coloring 2313-12-23 11:39 07 - TUE - Pleiades / Electra-4 40
- 217 this job is a sore cock 2313-12-23 11:55 11 - TUE - Hyades / 69-Taurus-C-3 > Nufa > uTau 41
- 229 low down low 2313-12-23 12:12 24 - TUE - Hyades / Tura-Tau-4 > uTau > Nufa > uTau 42
- 253 orderu zajebiste 2313-12-23 14:30 12 - TUE - Pleiades / Electra-4 > uTau 43
- 265 double-u eighty-eight 2108-08-07 01:26 09 - TUE - Sol-3 / Arizona / Cave Creek > Ironwood Book 3
diet of worms (2018 - WGAw: 1934961 chapters: 23 pages: 285 words: 114,354 unique: 12,506 fuck: 198)* 44
- 1 a bag of unwanted cat 2112-03-17 09:35 07 - THU - apón-Pup-2 / Dolphin Reel / Imi / Port Royal 45
- 9 new year old 2313-12-31 04:45 24 - WED - Sol-3 / California / Glendale > La Cañada 46
- 33 free range clover 2314-01-01 17:28 13 - THU - Sol-3 / California / Los Angeles > Echo Park 47
- 47 piñata hombre de hierro 2014-01-03 11:39 12 - SAT - 37-Tau-E2 (Kirby) / Dedede > Dark Mind 48
- 59 vacuum sandwich 2314-06-09 03:30 10 - SAT - Orion / 18-Ori-B2 > Pleiades / Electra-4 49
- 69 bonus round 2314-06-21 09:15 07 - SUN - 53-Tau-AB6B / Sapfir-Shest / Led-Myach > Electra-4 50
- 77 dancing gay whirling dervish voodoo pixies 2314-07-03 13:05 16 - FRI - Sol-3 / Cuba / Havana 51
- 93 waifer thin 2273-03-09 15:40 06 - SUN - Sol-3 / Manhattan / New York 52
- 99 cinquante deux 2318-02-21 12:40 15 - THU - Pleiades / Electra-4 53
- 115 boxcars 2318-02-28 05:15 08 - THU - Pleiades / Calar-3 54
- 123 divas 2318-04-19 17:35 10 - FRI - Sol-3 / California / Malibu 55
- 133 moral compass 2318-05-05 12:34 29 - SUN - Hyades / 83-Taurus-6B 56
- 163 makin' dyin' lookin' good 2318-05-27 17:00 08 - MON - Sol-3 / California / Palmdale > Yhi 57
- 171 caper emissarius by proxy 2318-10-01 15:35 07 - TUE - Sol-3 / Manhattan / New York 58
- 179 welcome to raccoon city 2318-10-05 02:20 10 - SAT - Orion / Betelgeuse-11 59
- 189 bride of frankenstein 2318-10-10 04:40 07 - WED - Pleiades / Electra-4 60
- 197 one-eyed got 2318-10-22 01:10 10 - TUE - Sol-3 / California / Glendale > La Cañada 61
- 207 maus in the house 2318-10-23 09:58 21 - WED - 18-Tau / Sriracha Mu / Taiji 62
- 229 zombie mod 2318-10-23 11:05 18 - WED - HIP-17401 / Ngati-Wha 63
- 247 diet of worms 2318-10-23 10:20 08 - WED - 32-Tau-5A / Fjalar / Ny Hopen 64
- 255 all your base are belong to us 2318-10-23 11:45 08 - WED - Pleiades / Electra-4 65
- 263 plata o plomo 2318-10-23 12:04 13 - WED - Pleiades / Electra-4 66
- 277 non compost mentis 2119-04-21 13:03 09 - FRI - apón-Pup-2 / Dolphin Reel / Imi / Ipat Hah Book 4
sunk cost fallacy (2020 - WGAw: 2041040 chapters: 22 pages: 271 words: 109,503 unique: 11,495 fuck: 150)* 67
- 1 theatre in the round 2119-05-05 01:17 08 - FRI - apón-Pup-2 / Dolphin Reel / Imi / Ipat Hah 68
- 9 cannon break 2318-11-21 10:05 09 - THU - Pleiades / Electra-4 69
- 19 never knows best 2318-11-22 19:41 24 - FRI - Sol-3 / California / Glendale / Verdugo Hills 70
- 43 distractamundo 2318-11-27 08:00 07 - WED - Hyades / Tura-Tau-4 / Novyy Belaya River 71
- 51 tabula pasta 2318-12-04 04:23 12 - WED - Hyades / 83-Tau-6B / West Banes 72
- 63 mutant pygmy 2318-12-04 09:00 14 - WED - Hyades / 54-Tau-B6 / Zemlya Dva > 83-Tau-6B 73
- 77 itty bitty bitchy kitty 2318-12-13 22:20 09 - FRI - Sol-3 / Arizona / Mesa 74
- 87 sunset strip tease 2318-12-14 01:10 10 - SAT - Sol-3 / Los Angeles / Hollywood 75
- 97 short straws 2318-12-17 15:22 11 - TUE - Pleiades / Electra-4 76
- 109 zero degrees of separation 2318-12-25 16:10 14 - WED - Sol-3 / California / Glendale / La Cañada 77
- 123 slay ride 2318-12-25 19:23 08 - WED - 18-Tau / Sriracha Mu / Taiji > La Cañada 78
- 131 deus ex machina 2318-12-30 10:15 17 - MON - Orion / Betelgeuse / 125au orbit 79
- 149 short curlies 2318-12-31 18:01 12 - TUE - Orion / Betelgeuse-11 80
- 161 by their fruits 2318-12-31 21:30 12 - TUE - Sol-3 / New York / Manhattan 81
- 173 sunk cost fallacy 2319-01-01 00:47 16 - WED - U-Turn > Manhattan > La Cañada 82
- 189 you gotta be shitting me 2319-01-03 04:01 11 - FRI - Pleiades / Electra-4 > U-Turn 83
- 201 caught in a mosh 2319-01-03 12:00 14 - FRI - 18-Tau / Sriracha Mu / Taiji 84
- 215 new roflstomp shimmy 2319-01-03 15:25 08 - FRI - Hyades / 54-Tau-B6 / Zemlya Dva > 83-Tau-6B 85
- 223 let me sing to you the song of my people 2319-01-03 20:45 21 - FRI - Polaris-B / Javan / New Nippur 86
- 245 angry birds mode 2319-01-03 22:20 09 - FRI - Polaris-AB > Polaris-B / Javan / New Nippur 87
- 255 angel's share 2319-01-04 00:18 08 - SAT - Pleiades / Electra-4 88
- 263 village idiot savant 2198-04-01 19:18 09 - SUN - apón-Pup-2 / Dolphin Reel / Imi / plateau Book 5
violent delights (2022 - WGAw: 2166141 chapters: 23 pages: 285 words: 112,568 unique: 11,471 fuck: 192)* 89
- 1 brainless trust 2248-02-28 23:22 06 - MON - apón-Pup-2 / Dolphin Reel / Imi > Sashi 90
- 7 concha like a stradivarius 2319-02-08 10:30 16 - SAT - Sol-3 / United Kingdom / London > Second Hand 91
- 23 stranger danger 2319-02-10 05:22 05 - MON - 18-Tau / Sriracha Mu / Taiji 92
- 29 there be dragons 2319-02-18 02:30 13 - TUE - 83-Tau-B6 / Queensland Vista / Julia's Other Creek 93
- 43 trash run 2319-02-18 04:10 10 - TUE - Pleiades / Electra-4 > Los Angeles 94
- 53 here comes the tickle monster 2319-02-20 13:35 23 - THU - 18-Tau / Sriracha Mu / Taiji > Sapphire > Taiji 95
- 77 cado monkey 2319-02-26 04:35 10 - WED - 83-Tau-B6 / The Stumps 96
- 87 falgun purnima 2319-03-01 17:20 10 - SAT - 18-Tau / Sriracha Mu / Taiji 97
- 97 steal your face 2319-03-11 11:45 13 - TUE - Pleiades / Electra-4 > Arizona / Tucson 98
- 111 seal club valley 2319-03-11 20:15 09 - TUE - Pleiades / Electra-4 99
- 121 deep in the lair of the tasmanian devil 2319-05-05 09:03 08 - MON - Orion / Betelgeuse-11 100
- 129 echo park slice an' dice 2273-03-28 03:15 06 - FRI - Sol-3 / Los Angeles > Orion / Saiph-6B 101
- 135 ministry of love 2323-01-02 10:21 16 - MON - Pleiades / Electra-4 102
- 151 third time's the charm 2323-01-12 17:01 12 - FRI - 95-Tau-4E / Cooee 103
- 163 damnatio memoriae 2323-01-14 23:20 22 - SUN - 83-Tau-B6 / Deutsch Insel 104
- 185 alienation 2323-01-18 06:05 09 - THU - Sol-3 / United Kingdom / Surrey County 105
- 195 taco tuesday 2323-01-30 15:21 18 - TUE - Pleiades / Electra-4 106
- 213 grand theft auto 2323-02-01 06:30 10 - THU - 54-Tau / GTA5 > Maui 107
- 223 violent delights 2323-02-01 06:56 14 - THU - 51-Tau / Maui > GTA5 108
- 237 stukas over disneyland 2323-02-01 07:16 11 - THU - 54-Tau / GTA5 > Maui 109
- 249 in your base an' killin' your doodz 2323-02-01 07:33 16 - THU - 51-Tau / Maui > GTA5 > Maui 110
- 265 periwinkle 2323-02-03 11:45 08 - SAT - Pleiades / Electra-4 111
- 273 roadside picnic 2313-04-15 09:11 13 - TUE - Pleiades / Calar-3 Book 6
until peace and then (2024 - WGAw: 0000000 chapters: 24 pages: TBD words: TBD unique: TBD fuck: TBD)* 112
- 1 locusts of control 2319-01-01 00:01 08 - WED - Orion / Betelgeuse / 125au orbit 113
- 9 all it takes is all you got 2323-02-23 19:10 14 - FRI - Sol-3 / Arizona / Glendale 114
- 23 number one on my personal spank bank 2323-03-28 11:55 16 - WED - Sol-3 / Goose Hunt > Joint Base Andrews > U-Turn 115
- 39 accademia all'assassina 2323-04-21 22:12 08 - SAT - Pleiades / Electra-4 116
- 47 not exactly a pickle surprise 2323-04-22 00:23 10 - SUN - Pleiades / Electra-4 117
- 57 pee towel 2323-07-02 00:00 00 - MON - (projected completion by 12-2023) 118
- rodeo clowns 2323-07-02 00:00 - 119
- hellzapoppin' 2323-07-02 00:00 - 120
- in plain sight 2323-07-03 00:00 - 121
- violent ends 2323-07-03 00:00 - 122
- painting with fire 2323-07-03 00:00 - 123
- one two three 2275-03-08 00:00 - 124
- new brisbane boogaloo 2323-07-04 00:00 - 125
- to lie in the grass 2323-07-04 00:00 - 126
- omega man 2323-07-05 00:00 - 127
- new born baby ducks 2323-07-05 00:00 - 128
- sewer rats 2323-10-23 00:00 - 129
- working title 2323-11-02 00:00 - 130
- día de muertos 2323-11-02 00:00 - 131
- neighborhood watch 2323-11-03 00:00 - 132
- eye of sauron 2323-11-29 00:00 - 133
- elephant walk 2324-01-01 00:00 - 134
- until peace and then 2319-01-01 00:19 - 135
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